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Douchectomy

The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!

....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.
A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
by nicajima December 15, 2009
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Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.
Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011
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doucheatorium

A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.
Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.

Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
by directly at the sun April 25, 2010
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douchegate

The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.

Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.
by mark poopstain April 3, 2008
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douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg
"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"
by rowborg October 17, 2008
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Doucheitis

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.
Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.
by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009
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