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Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors 

It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.
Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"

Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."

Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."

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Throw the doors up on em' 

Basically rolling hard in a fly ass gangsta mobile with LAMBO DOORS, usually painted with a candy like special effect paint that looks like gelatin, and in the middle of a busy traffic day or night simply throw the doors up on em. Best results come by both the driver and passenger's all at the same time open the doors to a vertical degree to make other passer by's eyes open up like paper plates. OO
Dawg look as these haters right here, man let's throw the doors up on em'

The Doors 

Late 60s/early 70s band fronted by Jim Morrison. Progressed from an amalgam of light and dark psychedelia to bluesy rock by the time of Jim Morrison's death. Known for Jim's voice and lyrics as well as their reliance on Ray Manzarek's organ; Jim's qualities stand out in longer tracks like "The End" and "When the Music's Over" as well as shorter tracks like "The Crystal Ship" and "Not to Touch the Earth."
"The Doors are overrated."

"The Doors are awesome!"

"Jim Morrison was a terrible frontman for The Doors."

"Jim Morrison was an excellent frontman for The Doors!"

Kicking in doors

Kicking down doors meaning showing up at someone’s house to rob them, fight them, or shoot them. Usually something to do with gangs
He owes me money so I showed up kicking in doors
Kicking in doors by maddzthebaddz December 20, 2017

bash the back doors in 

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.
Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it
bash the back doors in by The Spike February 22, 2007

Smashing her cervical doors in 

Smashing her cervical doors in is when you take her from behind and thrust so deeply it feels as though you hit a wall.
Alphy smashed Son’s FSW in so hard last night that it felt like he was smashing her cervical doors in. Must mean he has a mega cock!

Suicide doors 

Suicide doors refer to car doors that open in the opposite of the regular direction - hinges are at the back and the front of the door opens. Many cars before WWII had those and now it is a popular conversion on tuned trucks. Suicide doors are considered far more dangerous than normal doors because of the possiblity of opening during movement.
I am thinking of converting my truck to suicide doors
Suicide doors by Darkwise July 14, 2004
Word of the Day on January 14, 2005