When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.
Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.
by Fave000 August 25, 2010
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Donkey Kong December is the month in 2021 where Videogamedunkey is forced by Donkey Kong to only make videos with Donkey Kong in them, though he often does only the bare minimum to please the Gorilla Overlord.
Donkey Kong December is the month of Donkey Kong.
by Signup Man December 6, 2021
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An extremely fun game for the SNES, developed by Rareware, that was released in 1994. You play as a duo of apes named Donkey and Diddy Kong, fighting their natural enemies; an army of crocodiles, in order to reclaim their stolen Banana Hoard. One of the first games to feature 3D graphics (though crude by today's standards). It's one of the best games ever made.
You could play your PS2, Gamecube and Xbox games (not to sound biased), but me...I'm gonna play some manly games like Donkey Kong Country.
by Rob Krug January 23, 2006
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Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."
Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
by machBailz May 15, 2007
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meaning something is about to go down that you're pumped up for.
(you're about to play Halo 3 online)
"alright niggas, it's on like donkey kong!!!"
by Chancellor Howard October 18, 2007
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Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
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1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
by Enigmanic February 6, 2009
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