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One of the greatest game developers ever. They gave us sexy N64 games like Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark, and some others. The GameCube seemed like a good upgrade for Rare, better graphics and controls would allow them to create even awesomer games. However the company was royally fucked up the ass by Microsoft, destroyer of all that is fun and cool. Because of this we will never see a good Banjo sequel (but rather a crap game where our favorite bear and bird look like retarded homosexuals and build cars), we will have to play the completely destroyed lump of shit Perfect Dark Zero, and Video Gaming as we know it will never be the same. However I still have my N64, fully working to remind me of how great Rareware used to be.
Me: Time to play Rareware's new Perfect Dark Game, I bet its better then the N64 version!!!
*puts in game and begins playing*
Me 10 minutes later: I'm gonna go fucking hang myself.
Me 10 years ago: OMG!!! Banjo Kazooie, Conker, Perfect Dark!!! these guys at Rareware really knoe how to make a good game. They'll never sell out to a bigger company just for the money and produce crappy games... never!
*puts in game and begins playing*
Me 10 minutes later: I'm gonna go fucking hang myself.
Me 10 years ago: OMG!!! Banjo Kazooie, Conker, Perfect Dark!!! these guys at Rareware really knoe how to make a good game. They'll never sell out to a bigger company just for the money and produce crappy games... never!
Rareware by J0hN_t3h_M0n April 2, 2010
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Rareware
The English Game Developer of such great and probably the best games you'll ever come across hitting the earth. These games include: Conker's Bad Fur Day; Banjo-Kazooie; Banjo-Tooie; Perfect Dark; Goldeneye 007; Blastcorps; and their latest title Grabbed by the Ghoulies.
And are currently working on such projects for the Microsoft Xbox, Conker: Live and Reloaded and Kameo: Elements of Power.
And are currently working on such projects for the Microsoft Xbox, Conker: Live and Reloaded and Kameo: Elements of Power.
Bob: "Hey want to go play Ps2 at my joint?"
Jim: "Get lost, I'd rather go play Grabbed by the Ghoulies and Conker: Live and Reloaded at home and own some nerds on Xbox Live with Conker!"
Jim: "Get lost, I'd rather go play Grabbed by the Ghoulies and Conker: Live and Reloaded at home and own some nerds on Xbox Live with Conker!"
Rareware by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004
Rareware
a British game-developing company that careated the still-awesome titles Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. Rareware lived it's glory days until 2002, when the assholes from Microsoft's game department (basically game companies they bought out, then dumped) bought them out. Killing every Nintendo-related project they were making.
Microsoft killed Rareware, the only things left are the corpse that is Rareware being reanimated by Microsoft, fucking bastards. the only thing good in Rare's games now are the awesome graphics.
Rareware by your best idiot April 10, 2010
Rareware
A company that was in its prime back in the SNES days(DK Country games mostly), and some of the N64 days (Jet Force Gemini, Conker's BFD), but nowadays lack especially in the departments of promptness and gameplay development. I.E. their famous collect-a-thon gameplay and their way of delaying games constantly...
RAREWARE
A once great video game making company that produced such classics as Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark and Donkey Kong 64. But sadly is now but a withered husk of it's former self, thanks in part to leaving Nintendo for Microsoft. RAREWARE still lives on in the hearts of video game fans who lived through the 90's, but it is highly unlikely they will ever return to their former glory
DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL MICROSOFT!!
Man, RAREWARE used to make some of the best games, now they're shit...oh well, least
Nintendo is still going strong
Nintendo is still going strong
RAREWARE by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018