dicket

The act of sucking a dick in exchange for admission to any sort of event.

If it's a good enough show I definitely would be down to scalp some dickets to get in !

by keketrobo05 September 20, 2014

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

dicketry

the way and means of being a dick

Hey, your being a dick and I'm tired of your dicketry!

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

duckets

Derived from Shakesperean English. Slang for money.

1. Where's the duckets?
2. They're my duckets now!

by STF64 June 27, 2005

Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010