Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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I can't stand to be around Karen, she's such a fucking cunt distribution center, she better not try to talk to me.
by KmoCorner March 22, 2017
Get the Cunt Distribution Center mug.A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
Get the Cat Distribution System mug.P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
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P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution System mug.CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution System mug.The informal name for the class of probability distributions that characterize Taleb's worldview—distributions with fat tails, where extreme events dominate, where the sample mean is unstable, where the future is unpredictable. Taleb Distribution Theory argues that most real-world phenomena follow such distributions, not the thin-tailed normal distribution taught in statistics classes. In a Taleb distribution, a single observation can change the mean; history is made by outliers; the typical is irrelevant. The theory is the mathematical foundation of the Black Swan worldview, the proof that we live in a world where what we don't know matters more than what we do. It's statistics for a world that defies statistics.
Example: "He'd been trained on normal distributions, where means are stable and outliers are rare. Taleb Distribution Theory showed him a different world: where one event can change everything, where what you haven't seen matters more than what you have. His old tools were useless here. He had to learn new ones—or be crushed by the next Black Swan."
by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026
Get the Taleb Distribution Theory mug.Torque distribution refers to how the engine's power is divided and delivered to the wheels of a vehicle. In simple terms, it's about which wheels get how much "twisting force." This is crucial for things like traction, handling, and fuel efficiency. For example, in a rear-wheel drive car, most of the engine's power goes to the rear wheels, giving it better acceleration. All-wheel drive systems distribute power to all four wheels, improving traction in slippery conditions. Advanced systems can even adjust the power distribution in real-time based on driving conditions, further enhancing performance and safety.
The vehicle's advanced torque distribution system constantly adjusted power delivery to each wheel, optimizing traction and handling in various driving conditions.
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