Human Dishwasher

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

by The Inc May 11, 2006

Unload the dishwasher

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

by Garrett S. August 2, 2021

Arabian Dishwasher

When your female companion cums, you take a sponge and suck it up. You then shove the sponge into your female companion's face.

I gave that bitch an arabian dishwasher last night.

by Elliot k. November 5, 2006

Mobile Dishwasher

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...

by Bib Bobby Jonez December 8, 2005

dishwasher

another word for a women

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her

by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 23, 2020

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

dishwasher queen

A woman who has high standards with regard to how a dishwasher is loaded. If the dishes are not loaded to her liking, she will say "Off with your head!"

Oh Dishwasher Queen, are these dishes loaded to your liking? They are not! You see, the bowls must face the center and be arranged from largest to smallest for the most efficient washing! Off with your head!

by sandman1979 May 6, 2018