It's when numbers are so confusing that, in some cases, one cannot even read a watch. The numerical version of dyslexia.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2:Uhhh....eh...12:15????
(It's really 12:51.)
Person 1: OMG! You have dyscalculia!
Person 2:Uhhh....eh...12:15????
(It's really 12:51.)
Person 1: OMG! You have dyscalculia!
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When used in fanfiction, a sort-of legality placed at the beginning of each chapter. It states that the fandom doesn't belong to the author of the fanfic, and is often written in a sarcastic way, especially after several chapters.
1. Death Note belongs to Ohba-san and Obata-san. All OCs and this plot are mine. Canon plot and characters aren't.
2. Disclaimer: Death Note? Lemme check... no, still not mine.
2. Disclaimer: Death Note? Lemme check... no, still not mine.
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Calling someone without allowing him to pick up the phone - disconnecting after a second, and not paying a cent.
This can signal something you agreed upon (such as: letting him know you're at his house ready to pick him up), or maybe you're just cheap.
(it already has a term in Hebrew, widely used)
Calling someone without allowing him to pick up the phone - disconnecting after a second, and not paying a cent.
This can signal something you agreed upon (such as: letting him know you're at his house ready to pick him up), or maybe you're just cheap.
(it already has a term in Hebrew, widely used)
Damm you Watermelondrea, stop discallnecting me instead of texting! I keep calling to ask what ya want!
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<Sound of the first-second of the Star Wars theme>
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<Sound of a Nerd going down the stairs, picked up by his super-nerd-friend>
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<Sound of a Nerd going down the stairs, picked up by his super-nerd-friend>
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You are obviously discolusional if you think that wearing that poncho to this club makes you hot shit!
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