directoritis

Directoritis is a similiar condition such as "senioritis" "retire-itis" and just simple food itis. However, directoritis pertains to movie directors. The disease is most commonly acquired after the Oscars. Since the directors are loving their little gold oscar, they no longer make good movies, resulting in movie goers having to settle for less "quality" movies. This time of the year is usually a month or two after the oscars and is the christmas for Blockbuster economically. Soon after, the disease is cured and we can once again...see good movies.

Bill: Hey! Let's see a movie tonight!
Chad: Nah bro, nothing good is out...all the big shots have directoritis!
Bill: Wanna just see Race to Witch Mountain?
Chad: Nah..lets just rent Batman again!

by Adam Kringleschmidtberg March 18, 2009

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choir director

There are worse things in life than pit bulls, there are choir directors.

Choir directors are either like your best friend, or you worst enemy. I have one choir current choir director, but know three. Two out of the three give you hell.

by blondie4E May 25, 2009

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Directed Suicide

A ridiculously awesome freshman-year program in DWM studies at Yale. Officially known as Directed Studies. Every week is essay week. Except especially awesome ones.

There are three classes: History/Political Thought, Philosophy, and Literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.

Everybody in DS hates DS, but after it's over they love it.

Directed Suicide demonstrates sexiness with dangerous style!

You: Wanna go to the dance on Thursday?
Me: Bitch please, I'm in DS!

Me: Man, now that I'm a senior I'm so glad I took DS.
You: ....

by Heraclitus December 9, 2008

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Video Game Director's Cuts

An awesome flash website with some of the best video game flash parody movies on the web.
www.videogamedc.net

Video Game Director's Cuts is where you can relive your pixeled past.

by Master Yoshi February 11, 2004

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Dietard

An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.

Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".

I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming

by PierceBlot September 5, 2014

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director complex

Someone with an endless appetite for drama. This person pretends to be anything they want without any care how anyone else is affected. They use the people around them as puppets, manipulating others into playing the roles they want them to play. They turn people against each other and enjoy every second of it. This person views everything as a game and nothing makes them happier than to watch everything fall apart and know that they did it all.

Person 1: You know that guy I was dating
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Turns out he didn’t have any feelings for me he was just pretending to because he was bored.
Person 2: That’s so sick
Person 3: He definitely has a director complex

by Uiron November 10, 2021

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