dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

Dilling

The act of falling asleep during routine daily activites.

Steven went dilling

by Steven Dill On 3 October 2, 2011

drunk dialing

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.

Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.

by smart_drinker December 15, 2008

Tip Dipping

Refers to when a man sits on a toilet and the tip of his penis dips into the toilet water. Usually affects gentlemen with large members or who use toilets with a high water level.

I think I got AIDS from tip dipping.

by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

Dipping into the 2 dollar fund

When a person is so broke that they resort to spending their 2 dollar bills. Most people avoid spending 2 dollar bills because of the rarity of these bills or because of a superstitious notion.

My uncle filed for bankruptcy right after he started dipping into the 2 dollar fund.

That guy must be broke, hes dipping into the 2 dollar fund to pay for that bag of chips.

Jim: Hey man, can you let me borrow some cash? I don't want to dip into the 2 dollar fund.
Stan: Sure, I hear ya. Neither would I!

by xbustacap March 21, 2007

Dont be dipping in the koolaid when you dont know the flavor

What you say to dum people that are getting in your bizness or messing with stuff they dont need to be messin with.
(thinking they know somthing when they dont )

Bill: LMAO I bet she dumped you cus u were a cheap ass!
Nick: Man Dont be dipping in the koolaid when you dont know the flavor.

by sheirdog December 18, 2008

dialing the operator

slang for female masturbation. older rotary phones had "0" on the bottom. to dial the operator repeatedly, one would run their index finger up and down in a slight arc.

"obviously a lot of calls going to ma bell today, as missy claimed she had been dialing the operator for over an hour without getting through. curiously, she seemed happy though that it took so much time."

by bigpaul November 24, 2007