Dingo shoulder

White people can say this instead of nigg... . Brown people are forbidden from using this word.

Neil: what’s up my dingo shoulder
Hayden: you’re brown you can’t say that you taxi driver
Neil: (lies dead on the ground after being punched by Hayden)

by Sayden Hantilli August 19, 2019

dingo woman

A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.

I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

Cedric Diggory

Very attractive fictional character from the Harry Potter series who does, unfortunetly, die because that bastard Voldemort ordered Wormtail to in the Riddle Graveyard in the 4th book, The Goblet of Fire.

Didn't Robert Pattinson look so much hotter as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen?

NO! NOT CEDRIC DIGGORY! VOLDEMORT, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Stupid Cho Chang. YOU DIDN'T WANT HARRY WHEN CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS STILL ALIVE, YOU SLUT!

by FoxXSpookyX February 20, 2009

diagnostificationism

Often a term used in the automotive industry to conduct a thorough diagnosis of a vehicle usually taking many more hours than is recommended. This is basically one step below completely tearing the car apart.

Brandon: How is the car coming along?
Jeff: I can't seem to figure out what the problem is!
Brandon: You've been working on that car for 3 hours.
Jeff: Yes, I need to perform "diagnostificationism".

by Jeff Pieper May 27, 2008

diagnosticise

To diagnose or to fix a technical problem with style or flair

"Frankie, lemme diagnosticise your phone"

by Big-AJ April 7, 2013

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"

Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.

by Yogles August 8, 2014