facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

by m/b January 20, 2008

Mac Miller Diet

to top off one's waffle with scrambled eggs due to lack of syrup in ones bottle

Cool College Kid: (puts eggs on top of waffle cause hes a cool college kid)
Cooler College Kid: "Oh, I see you're on the Mac Miller diet."

by M Daddy March 1, 2011

Dethoza

A famous twitch streamer who orgams constantly.

Dethoza-sama! Kreygasm

by GallifreysGod November 11, 2017

Diet Coke Condom

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.

Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

And a Diet Coke

Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."

by Dougms March 20, 2016

diet snap

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.

Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap

by Dr.Bob May 16, 2007

Diet Coke Fatso

When a person of very large frame drinks Diet Coke with there meals.

WFAN commentator Mike Francesia is a diet coke fatso. We all know one and laugh every time.

by ObanaitisMan June 5, 2009