Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.

I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.

by Billy13D March 16, 2024

Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011

DICKSTRACTED

When a woman has previously dedicated her life or submersed herself into a man who wasn't worth shit (see e.g. fuck boi or fuck boy) (more than likely she will have multiple kids and more than one baby daddy) but only stayed around because of the dick or the lay (or fuck). She was distracted by dick, and the dick who's dick she was dicking down on, destroyed her life and may have caused either trauma or ended up in court or worse.

Distracted by the idea of dick. What she may mask as high intense feelings for you. I know, fucking hormones am I right?

In a sentence of casual conversation it would be used in the following example of context:

"I need to focus on my career and schooling right now"

"Why is that? You don't have free time for me? "

" I have time but I refuse to get DICKstracted when my exam is this week."

by Whisperinmyhead September 29, 2020

Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.

"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."

by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019

Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.

I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted

by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023