by SadSally33 August 27, 2016
Get the Dickstractionmug. by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024
Get the Dickstractedmug. When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.
"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019
Get the Dickstractedmug. Synonym: cock-block
When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.
When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.
When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
Get the Dickstractionmug. Synonym: cock-block
When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.
When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.
When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
Get the Dickstractionmug. 1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.
2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:
“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”
Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:
“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”
Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:
“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011
Get the Dickstractedmug. by Billy13D March 16, 2024
Get the Dickstractedmug.