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Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.
I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.
by AliBGood September 4, 2025
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Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.
Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.
by Bojank157 December 15, 2015
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Dickstracting

When a man distracts a woman with sexual innuendo. Causing a woman to be focused on sexual thoughts of a particular man.
Just hearing his voice in my ear dickstracts me. (verb) He referenced how well his sweatpants were hanging and I became dickstracted. (adjective) The banter back and forth leading up to date night is so dickstracting.
by DusteeCowboy April 15, 2020
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Dickstracted

For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.
No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.
by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025
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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
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Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.
Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?
by MurseMayn September 30, 2017
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Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.
I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.
by Billy13D March 16, 2024
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