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Dickstract

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
by Kleanere October 4, 2018
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Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.
I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted
by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023
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Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me
by Postman54603 January 30, 2021
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Dickstracted

Being distracted by a male
I was dickstracted by my boyfriend as I was leaving
by Hammerpussy July 10, 2020
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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
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Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.
I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.
by Billy13D March 16, 2024
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Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.
Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?
by MurseMayn September 30, 2017
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