dickapointed

disappointed of dick.

"I tried guys but i was always dickapointed."

by Lina Linton November 3, 2013

Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015

dicksritary

A male secretary who's sexually service their boss.

Barbra called Steve into to her office to preform his dicksritary duties

by anonymous October 24, 2017

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

dickppointment

A pre-scheduled date made for the explicit purpose of smashing.

Girl 1: Where's Lauren at? She was supposed to bring the wine tonight.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear? She's at a dickppointment with Lawrence.

by antibullybullyclub May 2, 2019

Dickprived

When you have not had dick in a long time, you are deprived of sex.

Girl I'm so dickprived!

by bleanbean August 29, 2019