Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

dickblasting

When you're having sexual intercourse, and you give the bitch a relentless onslaught of penis.

CAUTION: Often ends in injury

Wow, Shirley is sure walking funny due to all that dickblasting last night.

by MrFinkle12 January 20, 2016

Dickheads Anonymous

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.

"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."

by Lady D November 26, 2003

Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

dicknbeans

dicknbeans :

another word for two scorchingly hot guys joining forces to slay a large quantity of girls at pyramid rock festival. destoying what was a nice box is now a ten month old snack box from kfc.

"looks like dicknbeans are ruining our chances again"

by mutton bop November 19, 2011

dickbent

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

Dickensed

The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.

They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.

by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010