Dickeration

When a guys boner/dick is rubbing on a girls pussy.

OMG John! Dicker me more! Feels sooo goodd!!! Keep dickering me! I love that dickeration!

by None ya beesnuss January 8, 2010

Dickratio

The Dick to clam ratio at any given event.

Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

dicktuation

When a female finds herself falling for someone strictly because of the size of their penis and sex game.

Girl, I'm in a total dicktuation with that boy, all because of his large dick and good sexual skills I'm in a situation where I see myself falling for him.

by GeminiZ15 February 26, 2017

Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.

Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.

by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011

Declaration of Independence (USA)

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation

The Declaration of Independence (USA) is piece of paper that assigned to give a country its freedom to move on from example a colony coloniser or a rebel attack

by SGS165 February 17, 2022

dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."

by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011

Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.

"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"

by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009