dick in da mouf

Its when a penis is inside of your mouth

"Dick in da MouF"

by baduhhh May 1, 2004

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004

Dick in the booty

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.

Why are you being suck a DICK IN THE BOOTY? Nobody's done anything to you.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

dick in your hand

A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation

Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand

song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.

Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
*********
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

Dick in the booty hole ass nigga

A nigga that is just gay in everyway. Someone who looks like they like dicks in their booty holes. A fag, queer, homo, ect.

Clarence: "Yo here comes that nigga Tyrome! He's a fuckin homo!"
Bill:"I'm sayin my nigga! That's one Dick in the booty hole ass nigga right thurrr!"

Tyrome:"Hey There!!"

by stanky slanky December 14, 2009

dick in the booty ass

a popular catch phrase; typically spouted off by lebanese DJ's.

"Yo, you wanna know what I did to your fuckin daughter?"
...dick in the booty ass

by technofan April 1, 2009