Devon

the whitest most dry man you will ever meet; just like a saltine. he’s never afraid to cancel plans and he needs to work on his communication because he doesn’t know how to express feelings in words. he’s kinda and caring and loves cuddles, but don’t get your hopes up because he’ll probably ditch your plans for something else.
“guys i just ate a saltine
“you mean devon?”
by 1234thatbitch February 26, 2022
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Oop Devon got one veiny ding dong
by Yummy10607 June 13, 2019
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Devon is typically a man with a sharp intellect, great sense of humor, and a strong love for him family and friends. He is private and very guarded with people he doesn’t know, but still very kind. He is a business man with diplomatic tendencies, but don’t think he doesn’t have a wild side! He knows how to party, and he will do it big! Not only does he party hard, he loves the finer things in life, and will make sure everyone by his side is living just as well. Devons, DJ for short, are not people you want to let go of. Because you will regret it for the rest of your life. Hold him close, and never let go.
Girl 1: “Sis! Do you know Devon?”
Girl 2: “I actually dated him, and he was the love of my life...”
Girl 1: “I know you must have felt lucky!”

I miss you DJ.
by No3lle47 May 29, 2020
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Devon can be a boy/or girl name, but is most common in boys.

The boy version would be a very good athletic, total player, but sweet when you get to meet him. He's very good looking, and about 6'5 or 6'6. When you meet your Devon you'll understand, girls.

The girls version would be a cheerleader or a total nerd. She would have a very popular boyfriend or be single. She's either perfect and flawless, or ugly and distasteful. She's either 5'8 or 5'4. When you meet this Devon, boys, be careful.
For Boys: "Yo, Devon! Pass me that Basketball/Football/Soccer ball will yah?"

For Girls Ugly Version: "Ew, look at her! Whats her name again? Oh right.. Devon."

For Girls Goreous Version: *Girls faint no words because everybody is just staring at her beauty.
by Emma Oak November 16, 2018
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A nice guy who is scared to tell people he is getting stoned. He also isn't very good at it so he has to resort to google to find out "how to smoke a joint". However, he is very political and could make any tory fall for Joe Swinson. He once started a revolution which lasted only a few hours, but the fact he started one proves he has the courage to do anything. He is very good at sucking off dogs for quavers, so if you are ever in need of a quaver, stay well away from Devon. For the record, his favourite Pokémon is Gurdurr which according to his best friend E.T han is the worst pokemon ever created, but hey whatever floats your boat I guess!.
Devon is a very cool Nigger. Don't @me.
by DevonFanBoy1234 November 24, 2019
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devon fuckin w my boo thang
by Classy cat December 22, 2015
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A beautiful county in South-West England. Sadly populated by a high number of Chavs.
Among other things famous for cream teas, Dartmoor (The inspiration for Hound of the Baskervilles.) and Plymouth. One of the greenest county in England.
Don't go to Paignton or Torquay, to see real beauty visit the south-hams.
Similarly stereotyped to Wales.
by Ruth1 May 08, 2008
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