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The prettiest girl you will ever meet, with large boobs and a great body. Recently broke up with her hot boyfriend Iain
Damn, Claire is so hot, I wish she'd date me"
by Not perfect May 27, 2014
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A story to make people horny so you can wank off
It was a nice summer morning, I was bored watching tv when the phone rang. opop"Hello? I said, "Hey, what's up" answered Chloe. My heart sank, I was confused since she was the beautifal popular girl everyone wanted. " nothing, just chillin" I said trying to be cool, turnin into an idiiot. "My parents are outa town, and I'm here in this house all alone, wanna hang out?" "YES" I answered immediatly, not even thinking how awkward it was. I was the idiot, classclown everyone either hated or loved, mainly hated. So I jumped on my bike after showering myself with cologne, as I was riding I realized she sounded a little shy and seductive like, but it only raised my testosterone, peddaling faster. When I got to the house she was sitting on her steps looking quiet and almost lusting me to arrive. When she saw me her face lit up like the fourth of July, I dropped my bike and jogged to the porch, she slipped her hands to my waist and raised them to my chest, "You look nice, and you feel great!." Um, what the hell? I thought, she is acting weird. She invited me inside and we sat on the couch for a while and watched tv messing around. Then after a while she layed her head on my chest and stared at me and I looked back. She moved closer, then started to kiss me, I returned the kiss, not sure what was happening, I was in the ninth grade for god sakes, I didn't think a junior would be interested in me. The rest of this sex story is rated R.
by Not perfect January 7, 2014
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The perfect person. Beautiful, smart, heavenly. Devon's tend to be blond and tall, and sometimes shy.
What a devon. I wish I could be as perfect as that
by Not perfect May 27, 2014
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