Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

Desk Job

A blow job given from under a desk while the recipient sits at said desk.

Monica Lewinsky didn't have a desk job, but she sure gave one.

by Polidicks March 4, 2009

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 September 11, 2005

desk lifter

n. A rather fine young female teacher who, upon bending down to pick up the chalk can cause 30 desks to be raised simultaneously .

That's what I go to school for! :D - A particularly bad song about a desk lifter

by Rob Marliski November 7, 2008

Desk Hickey

The mark on your face that is left from a desk when you fall asleep in class.

"Dude, were you sleeping in English? Because you have a huge desk hickey on your cheek!"

by ceb2010 April 24, 2010

Desk Soup

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

Desk-Rape

When you get violated at work, whether it be physically or mentally.

I stayed back to finish some extra work and the boss Desk-Raped me.

Because he was my boss I just sat there and accepted it. My self-esteem has taken a pummelling!
If I want to get violated I just get drunk and go to the local bar...

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011