decider

defensive posturing catch phrase that lets POTUS43 pick and choose: 1. which laws to follow, 2. which citizens to spy on, 3. which constitutional rights to uphold, 4. which millionaires to cut taxes for, 5. how long to let oil companies price gouge consumers, 6. how many vacations are appropriate for the POTUS, 7. who gets to run his illegal wars, 8. how many children get left behind, 9. what God's will is, 10. who is working undercover on Iran's nucular program, and who is political fodder

"I hear the voices (in my head), and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision," he said. "And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job."

by HighAltitudeLeo May 8, 2006

Pour Decision

Decisions made while drunk. They usually end poorly.

Made famous by the Real McKenzies song.

P1: "How did Billy end up in the hospital?"
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."

by Russell Hell November 15, 2009

bad decisions

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.

I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.

by BadJohn April 22, 2007

decig

To remove the stench of cigarettes, especially before meeting a female acquaintance.

Craig: dude I gotta go decig before i see the old ball and chain.

Henry: you can use my bathroom, brush your teeth and shower. I've got some axe body spray you can use.

by oohweeitsJB September 22, 2016

Bad Text Decision

Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.

Can also be shortened to BTD.

"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."

by The KickBack Kid February 5, 2010

Rookie Decision

1. A poorly made decision
2. To decide stupidly.
3. Insult to newbies.

"Wow, what a rookie decision that was"
"Rooooookie Decision"

by Jipes Masta March 7, 2006

executive decision

Everyone wants to do something or go somewhere, but no one has strong opinions about what to do. One person thus decides arbitrarily for the whole group.

A: You guys want to go get food?
Everyone: Sure.
A: Where?
Everyone: Don't care.
A: Executive decision: Thai food?
Everyone: Yeah, fine.

by qweqwe321 June 11, 2011