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Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
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Decay

1. To rot: To decompose and become soft, crumbly, or liquefied, or make something do this.

2. To decline in quality gradually and steadily, or make something do this.

3. To undergo spontaneous disintegration.

4. To decrease gradually in magnitude.

5. To decrease gradually in altitude.
1. The corpse is in an advanced decay.
2. Because they kept mixing their coke with sugar, the quality decayed.
3. The fosfor decayed.
4. Refers to a physical quantity or effect.
5. When in space, a satellite starts descending, orbit decays.
by Jafje April 15, 2007
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Denay

A Crazy fun girl who lives life to the fullest and truly enjoys every minute of it. Shes loyal to her friends and family, and occasionally cackles like "the Joker". A "Denay" is full of spirit and very beautiful, but never vain.
OH that Denay, she is too cool...
by ninja235431 April 30, 2011
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delraydio

Delraydio is a live broadcast internet radio station based in Delray Beach, FL that plays classic and modern rock Monday through Friday and local bands Saturday and Sunday. Listeners can make requests and give feedback via the website. Delraydio, on some occasions, also has a live streaming studio cam so listeners can see the antics going on in the studio and see artists and musicians being interviewed.

Delraydio’s host, Larry Christman, is known for rearing his head at local nests such as Kevro Art Bar for their ‘Open-Mic’ night, or events such as the infamous “Kindness Festival” getting in touch with local bands/artists, his Macbook Pro in tow, for a live broadcast. He never misses an opportunity to get his feet wet, get out into the local scene, and be involved with his listening audience.
"What are you listening to?"
"Delraydio!"
by instrumentoffear June 5, 2009
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Delayni

Delayni is a very pretty young lady who doesn’t know she’s pretty. She is very insecure and shouldn’t be because she’s drop dead gorgeous. Not many boys fall for her but their missing out. Along with looks Delayni is very athletic and strong. Delayni is unique, very kind, and funny. Love her.
Friend 1- “OMG SHES GORGEOUS!”
Friend 2- “yeah! She must be a Delayni!”
by Montanaoof June 27, 2018
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pleasure delayer

who knows where it really came from, but "vanilla sky" gave it more widespread use. you hold out till the last possible moment to get it on, because it will be that much better.
I want him, and I know he wants me, but we're not going to freak and get nasty just yet because we're both pleasure delayers.
by Samantha April 23, 2004
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Denaya

Smokin hot, creative, artistic with feathers in her hair. Stoked.
That chick Denaya is ridiculous awesome. I wish that I was her sister, best friend or husband.
by kittenmittenlover December 13, 2009
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