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Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 15, 2011
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Decepticunt

A female who is significantly less attractive at close proximity than she initially appears from a distance.
- Do you think I should go talk to that bodacious babe over there?

- Nah, man, that's a decepticunt if I ever saw one. It might be just a shadow, but I'm pretty sure her whole face is concave.

- Bummer.
by Stormageddon, Bane of the West February 21, 2012
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Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception
by Walter eagle December 18, 2010
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Deception

Deception is a form of bribery fruad and blackmail
When Ben says deception he also means bribery...
by Benii Bra August 23, 2018
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Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap
Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.
by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005
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Punk Ass Decepticon

An evil robot that got its ass handed to it by a stereotype.
Yo man, that punk ass decepticon just got da sheeit beaten out of him by that jew wit da pube fro...
by ndUBfiveONEoh August 20, 2009
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