Duchess Of Sussex

A title bestowed as a gift, by Queen Elizabeth II, to her ungrateful grandson's liar wife.

The Duchess of Sussex is a LIAR.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie January 1, 2022

The Duchess

A delicious alcoholic beverage to enjoy mainly in the evenings: Decaf coffee, Kahlúa, Godiva chocolate liqueur, and chocolate bitters.

A Duchess walks into a bar.
“I’ll have The Duchess beverage, please.”

by DuchessMermaid January 18, 2020

Hot duchess

When your 13 year old off-spring has a wet fart or shart under thicc bed covers

"maw, I had a hot duchess in my bed"

by Halfbrainnear May 21, 2022

Duchess

(n) (Pn) A resident of Duke House; an almost ethereal being lending herself exclusively to the pursuit of hedonism and frivolity; one who survives exclusively on glitter, cake, nudity and statement walls.

Hey look, there goes a Duchess... I wish I could be her.

I'm setting a Duchess trap, does anyone have any cake?

Dude, the Duchesses called, they want you to pick up some ocelot food on your way home.

by Swim Ashore December 5, 2009

bubblegum duchess

a girl who is snotty, celebrity-obsessed, known to obsess over wearing 'in' clothes, boy-crazy and likes to act like they are in a Disney sitcom, except that this girl beleives herself to be a 'better person" than others. usually really into the whole "sweet valley high" thing.

girl one: I can't beleive it. Suzy Schmuzy has another boyfriend. We're only in the seventh grade!
girl two: I've been trying to tell you, she's a major bubblegum duchess.

by Amaya14 December 10, 2009

Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today

Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018