Channel Drifting

When a TV channel starts airing programs that are different from what the name of the channel suggests or programming the channel has shown in the past. Channels that exhibit channel drifting tend to shift away from past programming, often acting like it never even existed.

Examples include MTV, Cartoon Network, and TLC.

Channel drifting is often very unpopular with a network's longtime viewers. Of all the people who watched Cartoon Network 10-15 years ago, how many of those people do you think still watch it?

by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2013

Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014

continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

Tokyo Drift

When a small amount of sperm flows out from womans anus and into her vagina, causing an unintended pregnancy.

A: Im pregnant.
B: I don't know how thar happened. Must have been a Tokyo Drift

by AjayGhale_2 March 3, 2021

sutoritu doriftu

The butchered Japanese form of "street drift". Often used in satire to refer to a drift car or any other vehicle such qualities.

"Woah check out that ricer Civic doing a huge sutoritu doriftu! Sugoi ne!"

by Ymk May 4, 2007

drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.

person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."

by kyeshe October 14, 2009