Dirk 

A "Dirk" is an Infidel word for a Middle-Eastern or Terrorist.

In Team America: World Police, they fight against the Terrorists of Dirka-Dirkastan, who speak with a few simple words: Dirk, Dirka, Muhama, Jihat and Allah, all words from the Muslim releigion. Jihat being a Holy War and Allah being one of their Gods.

Dirk by Matt Holloway April 24, 2006

Dirk 

Someone who is prone to believing fantasy or nonsense

What a stupid dirk that bloke is - he thinks a 'wurzel' is someone who come from Portsmouth!

Dirk by Ronan Saint October 30, 2007

Dirk 

a sick mother fucker who looks at gay porn and gets kicked out for of school for it. And another thing KISSING UR COUSIN HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

Fucked up mother fucker who kisses their cousin!!!

Dirk by Naughty and nice person February 14, 2005

dirk 

The particular mess that you find on the floor that resembles dirt but is more than just dirt; such as dirt, pine needles, dog hair and food crumbs all mixed together.

I really need to Dyson up all this dirk on the floor.

dirk by MaryPoppinsYa’ll February 15, 2020

dirk 

v. to nag incessantly even when you have already received an answer. dirking is especially effective when ordering a liscence plate.

also dirked, dirking

Don't dirk me, I'll send you the liscence plate once it's in.

dirk by dirkisanidiot August 13, 2003

Dirk 

A noun or verb. Proper usage "a dirk." A dirk happens when a wealthy, famous male athelete, who can get any woman he wants, dates or marries an unattractive, trashy woman who is beneath him. It is especially applicable when a white athelete dates or marries an ugly, poor who is non-white.

Pedro, I am telling you, the second baseman for the Mets is A Dirk because he is dating an ugly, poor gold digger.

Dirk by dabbadee June 13, 2009

dirk 

a large dumper; large human excrement

i took a dirk on josh's sisters chest...

dirk by armwrestle May 14, 2006