Being Dire

state of being a hoe ass bitch.

I was talking to my friend and he was being dire.

by JonTro April 28, 2021

be' che dire

literally the finest meme

A:"ieri mi sono sborrato sulla spalla"
B:"be' che dire"

by SirWaffle22 April 03, 2018

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

dire

adjective used to describe hall canteen food

A: what’s for lunch today ?
B: oh god, it’s broccoli bhajis again
A: wtf why are we paying all this money when the food is so dire

by regsramiler April 15, 2024

Jasperian Dire Wolf

The 'Jasperian Dire Wolf' is a closed species for anthropomorphic characters, owned by @DireOpportune.
This species is a type of Dire Wolf that is taller then others, pointy ears and tends to always have the attitude of a dreadful man.

The Jasperian Dire Wolf is a wolf of great size and anger.

by J-Pyro February 27, 2020

dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep February 05, 2016