diabla

She devil; female version of diablo ; the beast that lives within most all females,

I've met something evil, a man-eater, soul-stealer, they call her Diabla.

by Lissifer October 31, 2013

diablo 2

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

by youisafurryz October 5, 2006

Diabetus

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus

by Tdap October 9, 2008

diabesity

The unfortunate combination of obesity and diabetes. Also called "odiabesity."

Too many chocolate covered potato chips can lead to diabesity.

Deep-fried Oreos are common risk factors for the medical condition known as diabesity.

by Seth Red-Pen November 9, 2013

Diabolical Touch

A Touch so devilish, so cringy, so horrible it kinda works. It's a ball bouncing off a foot into no-mans-land but not so far that someone can steal it. The diabolical touch is seen mostly in JV soccer.

What a Diabolical Touch!

by Kknumber14jvFTW September 12, 2016

diabolical lick trend

where teenagers on tiktok post videos of them stealing stuff from school, most likely a hand sanitizer. they post those videos on tiktok captioning it "I just hit the most diabolical lick".

guy 1: hey dude, look at that idiot, why is he putting that hand sanitizer in his bag?
guy 2: he's doing that diabolical lick trend on tiktok.
guy 1: damn, people on tiktok would do anything to go viral. even if they know that their going to get charged for what their doing💀

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Diabolik Lovers

An anime where a girl, Yui, is almost raped, the vampires are sexually hungry for blood from Yui, and one of the vampires loves their mother. Its a truly fucked up anime. The anime is a reverse harem

What anime do you watch?
Diabolik Lovers.
Oh *runs far away*

by Glllow March 14, 2018