An awesome disease where you lose a function of your pancreas because God doesn't like you that day.
You get to prick your fingers everyday to get a large sample of blood for you glucose meter. You can either take shots of insulin for every meal, or some people have an insulin pump which continually pumps insulin into your system. The pump is awesome because it's on your side 24/7 and kids and teachers can even make fun of you at school!
Diabetics especially love when people ask them questions like, "CAN U HAVE SUAGR?!?" or, "OMG, CAN I CATCH DIABETES?!" They also love it when you tell them that Nick Jonas has diabetes too, because we're lucky we can relate to him.
There's even some kickass symptoms that you have along with all the needles! When you're bloodsugar is too high, you get to feel nauseous and might even blow chunks! You can also have a headache and double vision, too! When you're bloodsugar is too low, you get to feel lightheaded and shaky, like you're going to pass out.
You can also get badass disease that can be caused by diabetes, like BLINDNESS, HEART DISEASE, KIDNEY FAILURE, AMPUTATION OF LEGS, etc.!
Diabetes is EPIC WIN.
You get to prick your fingers everyday to get a large sample of blood for you glucose meter. You can either take shots of insulin for every meal, or some people have an insulin pump which continually pumps insulin into your system. The pump is awesome because it's on your side 24/7 and kids and teachers can even make fun of you at school!
Diabetics especially love when people ask them questions like, "CAN U HAVE SUAGR?!?" or, "OMG, CAN I CATCH DIABETES?!" They also love it when you tell them that Nick Jonas has diabetes too, because we're lucky we can relate to him.
There's even some kickass symptoms that you have along with all the needles! When you're bloodsugar is too high, you get to feel nauseous and might even blow chunks! You can also have a headache and double vision, too! When you're bloodsugar is too low, you get to feel lightheaded and shaky, like you're going to pass out.
You can also get badass disease that can be caused by diabetes, like BLINDNESS, HEART DISEASE, KIDNEY FAILURE, AMPUTATION OF LEGS, etc.!
Diabetes is EPIC WIN.
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(frequently screamed by party-goers): LET'S GET DABBY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".
It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".
Tony: "Oh man it's so late but I haven't even caught a buzz yet... Are you tryin' to do another dab?"
Blake: *zzz*
Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."
Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."
Blake: *zzz*
Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."
Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."
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