Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

decapitating

Cutting the head off of someone's penis.

Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

Decapitation Kinner

A person that decapitates characters/ocs in a fic or in a form of art way too much than neccesary.

(I totally am not one myself)

Hey im such a decapitation kinner!

by anonymous August 17, 2023

decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

Decapitated

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.

The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021