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daylight saving time

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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turkish delights

A jellyish, rectangular candy with powdered sugar on the outside.
In 'The Lion,The Witch, and The Wardrobe, youngest brother Edmund is offered magical turkish delights (his favorite candy) by the White Witch, who promises to give him more if he brings his sisters and brothers to her.
"Turkish delights are old people candies."
by Nastina August 8, 2005
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Daylight Spendings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.
by 123four March 25, 2009
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Daylight curtains

Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.
It’s pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.
by Rick E Tan October 5, 2020
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Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf
by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022
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deadlights

In pirate slang Deadlights means Eyes
Use you deadlights matey
by Reincarnated December 21, 2006
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daylight

A nice piece of ass characterized by an upside down triangle of light formed by a fit womans crotch and thighs allowing light to show through. Usually means one won't be dissapointed
"I see Daylight!"
"fuck yeah!"
by kingnamo April 13, 2006
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