candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains

Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?

by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013

New England Candy cane

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood

yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011

Free Candy

Back the fuck away from the van.

Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*

by Adios Bitchachos June 2, 2015

candy tongue

when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards

Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!

by G.G. February 14, 2008

candy hangover

Usually the day after Halloween, individuals who have overindulged in holiday sweets experience a crash. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock

Bob: Where's Steve?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?

by FL910 October 31, 2009

candy cracked out

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head

Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!

by rtrmike November 11, 2013

Gray Candy

A term that assholes use to describe the pleasure of someone else's pain.

"Why are you laughing Jack?"
"Oh, pestering Monica is such a gray candy!"

by juggaloo July 4, 2016