laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Cyber-roasting

the art of talking bad about someone through electronic means. ie. the cyberworld (media, internet, cellular phones)

For example, cyber-roasting can include cellular texts emails msn chat facebook etc.

by ATOWN1991 May 29, 2011

cyber siblincest

When two related cyborgs cultivate their cyberomance over the internet. They have long discussions over facebook chat, often after drunken parties, but when they see each other in real life, sentences are usually two words or less.

Sometimes they cannot recognise each other in real life unless fashioned akin to their profile photo.

Nat on internet: how come you went all narcoleptic on me last night... i was getting so close to it, i almost got you to tell me the whole reason for 'chad' (since you wont tell me sober)! How you feeling this morning anyway? Wanna cyber siblincest?

Nat in real life: sup.

by chadlaw May 10, 2009

Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.

Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.

by blprog June 15, 2010

cyberamorous

cyberamorous: pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving relationships via the internet.

We are cyberamorous. We share and connect on social networking sites and "love" each other even though we've never even met in person!

by Shakti Ma July 17, 2012

Cyber blush

When someone makes you blush even though your talking to them on the internet.

"awww that was so sweet it's making me cyber blush"

by Allison123456 March 26, 2009

lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003