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Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007
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Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.
Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.
by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008
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custom bait

A collectible doll or other toy in such poor condition that its only value is to someone who customises toys for art projects, or restores them using spare parts.
An artist posts to an online toy forum: "Deflocked, broken mechanisms, paint damaged, or hairless or hair-ruined My Little Ponies are the ones I'm most interested in, since they're just going to be custom bait."
by Kar Red Roses November 27, 2005
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Customer

"God, why won't these customers leave?"
by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010
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Customer Ethics

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.
by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010
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Custom Keyboard

The thing you buy when you have absolutely no other way to spend your money
- I just made a custom keyboard!
- why
by DzpanTV June 26, 2021
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Custo

Originally used for a shortened term of customer.
Can also be used as a way to describe someone who can be easily manipulated and tend to give you what you want.
“Man tell yo custo chick to buy us a bottle

“Man you bought her jeans, Brodie you a custo”
by Swervo314 March 10, 2022
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