Jafar current

A mysterious ocean current located in the Pacific Northwest and parts of the Columbia river. It is known to exceed 20 knots.

Hey cap! We've been making 29 knots over the last hour. We must have hit the jafar current.

by Tugboattrash May 9, 2018

A current A tea

A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.

JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

by Squidwordscooldaddy January 10, 2020

r/cursedcomments

subreddit where, as the name implies, screenshots of cursed comments are posted. It is also the only place on reddit where you can post something and have it get taken down for violating a rule (in this case keep it cursed) while another person posts the exact same thing 2 days later and it doesnt get deleted

redditor 1: I wish I had a glowing cock

redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it

redditor 1: no please

redditor 2: beat my meatsaber

redditor 3: r/cursedcomments

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Blacken the Cursed Sun

Waking up with a hangover wishing the sun would go back down. Also, the title of a song from the album "Sacrament" released in 2006 by heavy metal band Lamb of God.

Last night was crazy! I need to go back to sleep. Please blacken the cursed sun!

by bbird January 15, 2008

Curved

To reject or Stand up

Curvin-means the same thing except it means your doing the rejecting or the standing up of someone

A: So what happened with you and her on Vday?
B: She curved me

A: You got curved?
B: Sadly yes, I showed up, and she didn't. She stood me up.

by Gorgeousme.ev February 15, 2010

the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose

Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?

by Gay or european? August 30, 2017

Currenthood

The present time in your life.

The part of your life that you are living right now.

"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"

"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"

by just like honey June 12, 2018