Crunch-a-curly

To accidently chew on pubic hair.

Dude1: Whats that between your teeth?

Dude2: Oh shit, its your moms pubs! Crunch-a-curly.

Dude1: Damn.

by Miguel Gomez November 7, 2006

curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008

Curly Whirly

A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)

"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

curtly

An amazing guy, easy going, loves to have fun, gives good advice and is a good lover. Will never always say what’s on his mind, everything is always fine.

My name is Curtly .

by Cashcurtz January 30, 2020

curlybohb

An annoying, perverted snob who won't ever shut up no matter who's around. Many curlybohbs don't have a clue what your talking about when you call them that which is why it is a useful word for non-curlybohbs. The "bohb" part of the word refers to "snob."

"did you hear what those curlybohbs were talking about the other day? those

freaks need to shut up!"

by Salamandate June 1, 2009

curly goodies

the secret garden that some people have in their pants. Sometimes has living creatures (crabs/lice) in it. Comes in a variety of colors. Gingers are special in that they have a fire crotch while other people have normal crotchesof varying colors. The surprise is for you to find out...

Tyler rolled down his pants too low, so Lindsey and I got a glimpse of his curly goodies.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters September 15, 2009

curflex

When literally everyone likes you except the one person you like.

Girl 1: can we date?
Girl 2: how about me instead?
Girl I like: eww
That is a curflex

by ReallyKeen07 November 11, 2019