chatspeak

A way to prove you don't use proper English. It is also known as Ch@+$p3@k.

Person 1: Hey guys!
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: What?
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Person 2: CHATSPEAK YOU IDIOT
Person 1:.....

by mack H July 2, 2007

cuntspray

(n). 1) Douche, or a douchebag.

1) Ease up on the sarcasm, cuntspray, it's fucking HILARIOUS.

by MuleyHimself April 20, 2008

cuntspew

Vaginal discharge. From the vagina.

James told me that Erina had the grossest cuntspew ever.

by Tom_8686 December 30, 2006

chatspeak

I coined the word chatspeak in a published article (Glendale News Press, CA) in October of 1998.

Originally chatspeak was the abbreviated language used in online chatrooms, and it has now evolved into the abbreviated language used in texting and tweeting.

Here is the beginning of the op-ed piece I wrote in 1998:

CHATSPEAK ARRIVES

I was writing a memo at work the other day, and I wanted to make sure the recipient knew I was kidding. So I followed the sentence with lol.
And I froze.
omg, I thought.
That was the precise moment I realized how chatspeak was creeping into my every-day vocabulary.
And I wondered how long it would take this cybershorthand to sneak into everyone’s language.
Like like.
By my calculation, it took about 15 years for like to make it from Valspeak to the general population.
Er, …perhaps this would be a good place to stop and explain to the uninitiated.
Lol is short for laughing out loud; and omg is short for omigod, which is short for, like, Oh My God!
These terms have evolved during the past few years among those who visit chat rooms online. A form of shorthand is necessary because there's limited space and time to write your comments.

When I text or tweet, I use chatspeak.

by fuzzibear June 9, 2010

cuntcreaker

Noun
1. Person who complains unreasonably, often in a loud manner.
2. Person who makes unreasonable demands.
3. An often unpleasant person who makes unrealistic or seemingly unrealistic claims in order to gain attention.
4. Anyone who is rude, mean, nasty, or obviously unpleasant to be around.

"Listen to her! All she does is sit around the house bitching all day and pissing everyone off."
"Yeah, really. What a cuntcreaker!"

by N.Surya December 10, 2005

Cuntsplash

The excess liquid from a female cunt that drips out after sexual activity.

"Man, I fucked her pussy so hard last night, she covered me in cuntsplash"

by DefinitelyNotCaleb June 10, 2016

Chatspeak

Chatzpeak (or netspeak) is a popular internet dialect that originated in the 90s & 00s. It's characterized by shortening + abbreviation of words, use of z instead of s, and sometimes da instead of the. (Note: chatspeak sounds cool as all fuck and I wish I were better at it. Fuck all you saying it sounds bad)

Popular words:

Girls: Girlz
Boys: Boyz

You: U
Be: B
Are: R
Talk to you later: TTYL
Friends: Frenz

Mary smith: "I always talk 2 my frenz using chatspeak!"
Her phone:
@xxbloodntearsxxx: GTG, TTYL? <3
@enobydarknessdemtiaxx: Ya, 2nite?

@xxbloodntearsxxx: IAD, LY
@enobydarknessdemtiaxx: LYT <3

by Shed Bifus October 7, 2021