Cuntstantly

Constantly being a cunt

Layne is cuntstantly

by Huxtabubble December 26, 2013

Cuntstainadian

A Canadian cunt stain, especially: a certain male Facebook user who is a minor but perennial irritant to certain Australians.

Higzy: Cuntstainadian

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 May 11, 2009

cuntstable kites

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

cuntstab

Originating in Dublin, Ireland the word "cuntstab" can first be traced back to a very early Joe Duffy show(for those of you not familiar with Irish media, The Joe Duffy Show is an afternoon radio talk show, broadcasted on RTÉ Radio & hosted by one Joe Duffy. The show deals with events affecting the lives of "real Irish people"). Cuntstab, both a verb and an adjective has two meanings. As a verb, it is Dublin slang for both consensual and non-consensual sexual intercourse (1). As an adjective it is a derogatory term for a person of limited capabilities, usually the mentally or physically handicapped (2).

(1) "I cuntstabbed the slut" -- Translation -- "I had sexual intercourse with that woman of loose morals".

(2) "G'wan to fuck. Ye're nothing but a mouldy cuntstab" -- Translation -- "I don't believe you. Would you please vanish from my sight? You are the equivalent of having unprotected sex with a woman of loose morals who has many Sexually Transmitted Infections".

by Dave Gibson June 29, 2007

cuntswallop

A very obvious lie regarding a sexual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh English accent from the 19th century

Boy: I fucked her so hard her pussy burst and it came raining out like skittles....I could taste the rainbow.

Girl: that's cuntswallop, she would never fuck you.

cunt lie posh sexual gossip gossip cunting

by spunkmastaflash March 25, 2009

Cunttacked

Nothing interesting to tweet about on twitter? Bored? See a slight disagreement between two tweeters? Feel like jumping in & launching an unprovoked 'cunttack' on behalf of the tweeter whose arse you have your tongue stuck right up in? You're cunttacking.

Not limited to twitter. Any online ganging up on someone if they voice an opinion someone else disagrees with. Doesn't have to be any reason for it other than people are acting like a oolon

NB Nobody likes you.

"Some vain bitch purposefully saying hateful things. She cunttacked me"

"I dared to disagree with X & then suddenly a swarm of X's followers cunttacked me"

by V-Minx January 17, 2015

cuntshake

When a vagina has so much semen bult up it flows out like a melted shake

Girl you really need to drain that cuntshake

by Deathtrap69 March 19, 2016