Cosby Cocktail

An alcohol beverage prepared with the intent of sexually/physically stimulating the person you intend to take home. The purpose of this beverage is to increase/guarantee one’s chance of successful intercorse. The beverage may contain a substance to enhance or/and cancel the memory of sexual interaction.

I think someone gave me a Cosby cocktail last night because pissing like I had sex all night!

by Imthejoker December 4, 2018

Dump Cocktail

A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.

Great Days usually begin with a DC (Dump Cocktail)!

by Club228 June 24, 2021

Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.

"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."

by antiari January 6, 2014

Trudeau cocktail

Questionable practice of mixing COVID 19 vaccines established in Canada by Trudeau government in attempt to get good vaccination numbers in light of the upcoming 2021elections. COVID vaccines mixology has little to no support by corresponding clinical trials.

“Did you get Trudeau cocktail!? Are you crazy?”

“Yes... My first shot was Pfizer and Moderna is my second”

by kosmonaft June 26, 2021

lindsay lohan cocktail

A "Shirley Temple" with vodka.

Bartender, may I have a Lindsay Lohan cocktail?

by dranamous March 22, 2011

Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer March 30, 2009

Jeff Smith Cocktail

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.

"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"

by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009