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by ThEoNlYaVoNn October 22, 2020

Crysta

Crysta is the best person in this whole world, the best one who existed in the planet. She is very caring and always knows how to cheer people up. She is very lovable and she is usually surrounded by a group of friends because of her amazing personality. She likes to begin conversations which are always entertaining, making her your friend. Sometimes she gets sad, but she always forgets it and constantly keeps a smile on her face. Usually she gets over addicted over things because of her happiness and deep passion, but thats what makes her so amazing. She sometimes has a dark mind and she is extremely crazyyyyyyy. Crysta has many admirers but she doesnt know it. She is the type of person to look out in the sky, watching the sun rise or set and the moon and stars twinkling. She can be mature and also can be immature. She is artsy and she definitely loves music. Crysta is very wise and extremely smart. The only thing is that she like to impress other people, even though she is already an amazing person. If you ever meet a Crysta, always keep this in mind, and if your old enough marry her.

Jimn: SHHH. Don't tell Crysta but I'm gonna marry her
Channing Tatum: Not if I beat you to it!!!
Thomas Sangster: No way, she'll have to marry me, I got Crysta a 24 karat diamond ring.

by Mysoodoneem January 27, 2018

Crysis 2

An awesome game being developed by Crytek that will have the craziest graphics ever. Like the first Crysis, most people will not be able to run Crysis 2 when it is released, and no one will be able to run it on max settings. Then finally after several years people can actually have computers that can run it, but most people still won't be able to run it on max. At this point, Crytek will announced that Crysis 3 will be coming out soon. And the cycle restarts.

Gamer #1: Finally I can run Crysis on max after mortgaging my house to buy a supercomputer!

Gamer #2: Dude Crysis 2 is coming out, your computer will be useless.

Gamer #1: GODDAMMIT!

(repeat for Crysis 3)

by ~Dan~ August 7, 2009

A Creamy Crystal

When a girl dumps ice cream or a milkshake in your balls and proceeds to lick it off

Last night I gave him a creamy crystal.

by D11GYT July 9, 2020

Crystal Methyd

Obviously the best qween on RPDR!!! Periodt

Crystal Methyd is so cool and fun. No wonder she won drag race.

OMG Crystal Methyd is dating BiBi Bad?? Who knew!!!!?

by Im That Bitch (it’s unanimous) May 10, 2020

crystal castles

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).

we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

by Juicebox2507 June 14, 2008

Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.

Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.

by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011