Couslings

Cousins who are raised together, and act more like siblings.

Sebastian was an only child, but grew up next door to his couslings Charles and Camille.

by Dotti January 10, 2014

Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017

Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.

It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.

by Lololololoh February 28, 2023

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.

Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!

by CACA1617 November 23, 2019

crusting

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

by stairwellsister June 7, 2018

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 19, 2008