Candy Crowley

Squeezing Hot Fresh Jelly Filled Donuts in a Fat Girls Ass.

I so want to go home tonight and do a Candy Crowley with my oversized girl friend.

by ButtGravy July 17, 2010

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Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

by WhiskeyFour March 1, 2023

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Sgt. Crowley

noun. a pint of blue moon beer with an orange. Named after the beer of choice by Boston's Sgt. Crowley at the Obama's Beer Summit in the White House Rose Garden.

Nothing beats a cool glass of Sgt. Crowley on a warm summer's day!

by the bro show August 3, 2009

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This curse only takes action upon those who commit the following who also happen to be emo: The act of any female lactating(secreting milk from the mammary glands) while undergoing any of the following terms: alaskan fire dragon, peter peter blumpkin eater, Manhattan Transfer, or anything including Tabasco, a car battery, a bluetooth earpiece(with frosting), and/or an olive. If all of the above terms happen while she is lactating tickle her feet call her Rosie O' Donnell and then play tetris with a Turkish monkey's cousin. This will thus break the curse of The crowley. However if all of these acts occur during one sunday morning on Feb. 29th without lube kill yourself and all of those who participated. For if this is not done it will bring upon death and horrible destruction to everyone by the hands of Toast..ruler of the underworld.

wow....I heard about this girl who actually killed herself after committing a The crowley on Feb. 29th in 2008.
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?

by King Phillip IIXXIIVIIIIXXXMMMMX April 18, 2007

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