crowbar hotel dialogues

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Hoosegow, mainline joint, skinner joint, stoney lonesome, con college, glasshouse, bucket, club fed, greybar hotel, big house, slammer, calaboose, castle, cooler, country club, crowbar hotel, digger, farm, guardhouse, hole, joint, jug, juvie, pen, pokey, rock, sneezer, stockade, the clink.

We used to communicate via smoke signals when he was in Block © and i resided in Block ¥. These were our crowbar hotel dialogues.
Now that we are both free, we speak and kiss.

by Krkič May 15, 2020

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021

pink crowbar

Johnson, cock, dick, you get the idea.

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my pink crowbar.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

greek crowbar

When two (or more) homosexual males love on each other so hard that they are basically inseparable... except by a mythical/hypothetical prying tool.

Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

Those men have a bond that can't be broken by the strongest of Greek Crowbars.

by Bung-jamin January 27, 2017

nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.

1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.

by Yiping July 16, 2006

Hungarian Crowbar

A sex maneuver where man with a gap in his teeth uses the gap like a crowbar to pry out a woman’s clit

Daddy Daniel Hungarian Crowbared his (then) girlfriend.

by DaddyDanzi February 4, 2023