Crotchwitz

A fictitious city somewhere in Germany. Is populated with persons of ill repute that have, for good reason, suffered some form of testicular injury delivered to them by another party.

*Player in Sniper Elite vol. 2 shoots an enemy NPC in the testicles, causing them to explode*
Player: "Boom! I just gave you a first-class bullet train ticket to Crotchwitz!"

by Blackbird's Fallen Angel February 26, 2018

crotchitiest

The superlative form of Crotchite. It's a word now.

I'm the oldest, wisest and also happen the crotchitiest among all of us.

by Alpaccaz January 9, 2019

Crotchier

To have a large genital area. To have a large cameltoe or package.
To have a foul odered crotch area.

My blind date was a little crotchier than I had expected. Or. In a blindfold test, girl #3 was quite crotchier than girl #1.

by Redsonja101 October 20, 2019

crotchateria

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.

You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.

by AlliDaug July 21, 2022

crotchwitchiter

a girl on her period who really wants cheerios

man she’s a real crotchwitchiter

by sobellaconderella June 19, 2024

crotchwitchiter

a girl on her period who needs some cheerios and chocolate

man isn’t she in a crotchwitchiter mood right now?!

by sobellaconderella June 19, 2024