crotch pheasants 

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

crotch pheasants by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.

Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!

Crotch Typer by martijaz April 17, 2010

crotch honey 

Honey is produced by bees regurgitating nectar. Crotch honey is the end-product of throwing up into someone's lap.

I was watching Mean Girls last night, and almost threw up at the part where Cady served up some crotch honey to Aaron Samuels.

crotch honey by legna111111111111111 October 16, 2012

crotch chop 

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.

D-Generation X crotch choped Vince McMahon, the creator of WWE.

crotch chop by Danny L. December 13, 2008

crotch cake

A woman's vagina.

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.

crotch cake by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009

crotch beast 

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.

If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.

crotch beast by W00t February 13, 2004

crotch nubbin 

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

crotch nubbin by Confobbler May 28, 2022