Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington November 10, 2008

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic November 25, 2007

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

by Sara November 17, 2004

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 4, 2005

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.

Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D

by WallabyLovesVF February 5, 2011

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 8, 2017