by R. Cahill May 4, 2008
A Northumbria University RAG team gesture as described bellow...
The idea of a crotch is quite simple- it merely involves the thrusting of the crotchal region into someone else while yelling "CROTCH!"
This may be performed at any time, place or occasion. Whether it is due to an innate desire to flirt or say hello, let someone feel your genetalia or merely an expression of goodwill, this craze is here to stay.
The idea of a crotch is quite simple- it merely involves the thrusting of the crotchal region into someone else while yelling "CROTCH!"
This may be performed at any time, place or occasion. Whether it is due to an innate desire to flirt or say hello, let someone feel your genetalia or merely an expression of goodwill, this craze is here to stay.
(Team 3 Leader creeps up behind team 3 member...creeping is optional but not necessary)
"CROTCH!"
Team 3 member responds...
"awww what..."
"CROTCH!"
Team 3 member responds...
"awww what..."
by rockvj April 12, 2007
A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.
While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.
by natalie Sept September 2, 2007
by heddcase June 19, 2011
To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.
I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?
by Tribade June 28, 2008
When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003
The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!
No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
by Harmony_b April 21, 2009