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Bulgarian Crop Duster

The act of shoving a broom stick up someone's ass while they proceed to take a hot steamy shit. Said act causes an abnormal explosion of fecal matter covering both participants in feces. Once finished, the broom wielder "dusts off" the stick with his/her tongue.
guy 1: i heard what you did to sally last night.
guy 2: oh yeah the old Bulgarian Crop Duster, it's one of my specialties.
by Nick and Nathan August 3, 2010
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cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves
Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin
by muff-69-diver March 30, 2023
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Reverse Cropdust

The act of surreptitiously releasing farts into a high traffic area like a hallway so that the gas is whisked along with the unsuspecting pedestrian carriers. A role reversal of crop dusting achieving the same effect.
"Bro did you see the looks on those army joes walking by? I've been reverse cropdusting large groups that stroll past. They keep blaming randoms. I'm dying here"
by MadoffWithMyHeart January 19, 2017
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Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.
I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.
by Dr.P.Nis March 13, 2022
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Cropdusting

When used in reference to the service industry, "Crop-dusting" is defined as the act in which an employee of the restaurant or bar farts, and then walks by a table s/he does not like.

Related Forms: Crop-dust. Crop-dusted, Crop-duster
"Do you smell something other than our food? I think we've just been a victim of cropdusting!"
by Bob3472 October 25, 2009
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Cropdusted

Darting or Passing Gas While Walking By Someone Without Saying Anything
Boy My Boss Just Cropdusted All Over My Desk Now It Smells Like Ads
by WordMasterElite July 28, 2020
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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.
by John Doe357 November 4, 2013
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