croink

Similar to a doink but more croinky.

Marc: Bro I need a croink.
Ben: Croinkus croinkus croinkus?
Toucan: ANTHOOOONNYYY??
Marc: stfu toucan, I want my croink croink croinkus. toucan toucan toucan toucan...

by Berkus November 6, 2019

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022

Tesla Coil

*cont* Their arcs can be purple, or bright white *edged with blue*, depending on the type, size, and current. 99.99 percent of people that build these for fun are boys, but there are the occasional girls, including yours truly. If you want more and more immediate info, ask the people on www.4hv.org. You need to make an account though and the mods do not dig one ounce of spam. The account is free though. They depict these in the movie "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." END :D

It's weird enough to say "I love Tesla Coils" really fast when you are a girl, but it is weirder when you hear a boy say that.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

Crillah

The street slang in New York for a pretentious child looking for more attention than he can handle.

It is also used for wanting more than you can get.

Damn son you cant get all dem chicks you a crillah.

by dennisd95 January 19, 2009

Coiled

Cringe-worthy or uncomfortable

Ew he kissed you, I'm coiled.

by Topmomo1 May 13, 2017

Crildo

The Chrome Dildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

by ScrotyMcGee October 27, 2008

Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019