dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.

Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissant ‘cause it’ll fit my left curving dick!

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

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by unknow idiot February 12, 2022

fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018