Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

crapped out

for something to die without sudden warning.

You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Crapped Out

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes

Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!

by coolbill14 July 20, 2010

clipped

The act of having had and impact with an object whilst driving.

i clipped my neighbours grandma

by urobin hood June 3, 2009

oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003

Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008

chipped

rival gang member shot

a tramp just got chipped

by vunch February 6, 2015